3x your CTR.
5x your conversions.
100% Your Voice.
We Write Copy That Leaves A Mark.
Meet The Biters
Riley Egan
Public Ivy League graduate (William & Mary)
Undergoing MFA in Creative Writing
Published Author at W&M Journal
Studied under established authors, such as:
Maurice Carlos Ruffin, John Vercher, & Clare Beams73,500 reads for a fiction novel
Instagram: @halfcannoli
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Riley spent years writing fiction, enlivening characters from scratch, and learning what keeps people turning the page.
Those same skills now construct sharp, emotionally intelligent brand voices.
With a background in direct support and education, she knows how to meet people where they are and develop language that feels as human as it does powerful.
Daniel Jung
Generated $5M+ in revenue across 30+ brands
Coached 98 sales reps and 74 product managers to build their own brand online
Built 11 custom websites for E-com businesses
Featured in Wealth Insider Magazine
Instagram: @koreancloser
LinkedIn: Click Here
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Daniel ran a successful marketing agency helping 30+ businesses scale through smart branding, ad campaigns, email/SMS marketing, and web design.
He’s helped ecom & personal brands hit consistent 5-figure months from automated flows, rewritten funnels that brought in $7.5K in two weeks, and crafted campaigns with up to 38% lift in CTR.
He's part strategist, part closer, and full-on obsessed with what makes people say yes.
Before our partnership, we worked across wildly different worlds.
We started this business because we saw too many brands blending in—like bad Wi-Fi, their messaging just wouldn’t connect.
So now, we write the kind of copy that makes people care.
We combine creative storytelling with conversion strategy to help brands build trust, grow their audience, and actually sound like themselves while doing it.
Let’s write copy that people remember, and your competitors wish they wrote.
What We Bite Into
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We’ll do the following:
Write the emails.
Implement feedback.
Build the campaign.
Send it out to your list in the ESP.
You don’t have to even glance at your email marketing.
→ Past clients have seen up to 38% lift in CTR and consistent 5-figure months from automated sequences.
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We’ll do the following:
Research your audience and offer positioning.
Write the ad creatives and headlines that attract the right clicks.
Build a landing page that actually converts those clicks into customers.
Plug everything into Meta so it’s ready to run.
It’s strategy + copy + build, done for you.
→ Our funnels have brought in $7.5k in 2 weeks for new launches—without touching cold traffic.
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We’ll do the following:
Nail your tone and voice so it sounds like you on your best day.
Write your content (emails, LinkedIn posts, Twitter/X threads, etc.).
Revise it until it’s tight, scroll-stopping, and smart.
Deliver it ready to post. No more blinking cursors or late-night drafts.
You’ll get the credit. We’ll take the caffeine hit.
→ Our ghostwritten posts have led to booked calls, viral engagement, and audience growth—without our clients typing a word.
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We’ll do the following:
Script your short-form content for Reels, TikToks, or YouTube Shorts
Match your delivery style (funny, sharp, calm, chaotic… we’ve seen it all)
Build hooks, flows, and CTAs that stop the scroll and drive action
Deliver plug-and-play scripts, complete with performance notes
You show up and film, we’ll handle what you say and how to say it.
→ One brand turned our scripts into 11 viral clips and a 42% bump in profile visits.
The Bitten Speak.
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